just when i thought life was good
it got even better...
"We'll make up our own guy with our own super powers,
it will be an orginal thing,
but people will be comfortable in that superhero world.
it can't be joke power,
becasue you can't sustain it.
we have a lot of rules you have to follow.
if its a joke power,
it's a joke one time and can't continue to be funny.
these have to be real powers..."
david zucker
i have discovered i have super powers.
but not as unique and special as i orginally thought
but not as unique and special as i orginally thought
it seems there are other women
out there who behold the same powers
out there who behold the same powers
my discovery yesterday
i went to the bathroom
no worries i will try to limit the information here
no worries i will try to limit the information here
took a shower
got dressed
went in the garage to put in a load a of laundry
"mama...i need you"
me: could you wait a minute please
"mama...really...i need you"
me: what is wrong
"the toilet seat is BLUE"
me: what...the toilet seat is blue
"ya...what did you do"
me: i did not do anything
"yes...yes you did...come look for yourself
i walked in the house
to the bathroom
to discover my bum and thigh print
ever so nicely outlined and colored
in a pale blue color on the toilet seat....
to the bathroom
to discover my bum and thigh print
ever so nicely outlined and colored
in a pale blue color on the toilet seat....
{INSERT MUCH LAUGHTER}
oh my goodness
what in the world
i reached for tissue and wiped the rim...nothing
i grabbed our cleaner and rag...nothing
it was not coming out
what in the world
i reached for tissue and wiped the rim...nothing
i grabbed our cleaner and rag...nothing
it was not coming out
"mama...looks like you got smurf powers"
i go to computer to google
TOILET.SEAT.TURNING.BLUE
and become quite amused by
how many people have written questions or concerns
reguarding such this matter
1. I AM NOT PREGNANT...atleast 99.9999999999999999999% sure
2. I AM NOT GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE....atleast 99.9999999999999% sure
3. I HAVE NOT CHANGED BODY SOAP...dr bronners
4. I HAVE NOT CHANGED LAUNDRY SOAP...homemade laundry soap
5. I HAVE NOT CHANGED CLEANERS...vinager~baking soda concoction
6. I AM NOT TAKING ANY MEDICATIONS
7. I CLEAN OUR TOILET EVERYDAY...NO JOKE...live with 3 boys...and sometimes more
8. LAST TIME I CHECKED...I AM A HUMAN...NOT SMURF...although it would be fun for a day or so
so where does this leave me
could a surge or drop in hormones
really cause one to radiate and seep
color from their pores
really cause one to radiate and seep
color from their pores
or
do i have some
wickedly cool super magical powers indeed
....could anyone else explain such...
15 comments:
You will have to let me know the outcome of this!!!! Amazed that this has actually happened to others!!! Wonder why........maybe smurfs do exist???? Be careful where you leave your mark!!!:>)
You will have to let me know the outcome of this!!!! Amazed that this has actually happened to others!!! Wonder why........maybe smurfs do exist???? Be careful where you leave your mark!!!:>)
OMG, you're turning into Smurfette! I have never heard of such a thing before. You are truly unique!
What a cute post..full of smiles...shine on Smurf magic!
This is so funny and wierd at the same time because...THIS IS TRUE...years ago when I took off my white t-shirts, I noticed there was a blue color in the underarm area. I'm not kidding! I went to my doctor and she told me the same thing happened to her daughter. I can't remember for the life of me what she said caused it but it has happened to others and it was nothing serious. I'm taking my daughter to the doctor this morning...if my regular doc is in, I'll ask her :)
Hehe... Loved reading this post. You made me giggle, Fairy Willow! ;-D
I wonder why the toilet seat went blue?
Is it some kind of blue dye from your clothing, like from your knickers or pants?
Maybe it is true and you are turning into a blue fairy or Smurfette!
Let us know if you find out what caused the blue. ;-)
Always great to catch up with you and thanks for cheering me up. I have been feeling a bit down today!
Hugs and love,
Jo. xx
I have nary a clue....it will be interesting to find out what exactly has given you the power of the Smurf. Wow I've never heard of this before. xoxoxox Oma Linda
Who the Smurf knows, but that stuff would Smurf me the Smurf out ; )
Life is a mystery, toilet seats too! Hah! Keep us posted. Has someone played a joke on you.
Thank you, for sharing.
Haha! If its not kids playing tricks, maybe its indigo died jeans? Kids are usually my favorite choice for the unexplained, for which they coincidentally are usually present for or partake in....they do keep life interesting!
as if there is not enough things out there that women have to look forward to possibly happening as they age on.... Although I will say I am glad that you posted about it... I think if it were I who had seen the blue hue, I would freaked... Yet to share the experience with a child kind of makes it that much more special... A wonderful story.. cant wait to find out why you are turning blue....
Well I think you are super! The blue is a puzzle however... Please stop by my blog, I have something waiting there for you:-)
so funny ad weird.
my guess would be any medication or vitamins you're taking, and/or hormonal changes. all seeping from your pores.
Wow!!!! You ARE a super woman!!!! I cannot guess about why this would happen. The tale was fun - are you ready for smurf transformation? :)
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